Why are people retarded?
50 things i am not allowed to do at hogwarts
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for...
Day 10: One confession
1. I might want to get married one day. It just has to be a very special person who meets all of my stipulations.
Rebecca Black’s “Friday” Is About JFK...
“The song is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in’s name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat…). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and when he was shot, the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday), parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are retrenched (everybody’s...
I’d like to… I’d like to say something that I’ve...